Marine Mammal Communication Device This Walt Disney patent contains detailed source code (about 17 pages worth) of what basically anounts to a dolphin size keyboard that translates keystrokes into sounds for both humans and other dolphins and perhaps "whales and porpoises" as well. They hope that once trained that a human will be able to simply speak to the Dolphins as well.
Method of stopping a stolen car without a high-speed chase, utilizing a bar code The title alone earns the patent a place on this page. Part of the invention also requires that the rear wheel covers have bullets or knives installed in them, however the inventor also offers a method to disable the engine by remote control.
Electrified table cloth (I am sure this one is painful to use too)
Method of swinging on a swing wow like people haven't already thought of that
Tricycle Lawnmower now please tell me why in the world that was even thought of
Non-lethal cock fighting system that is not posible a chicken has to die for it to be considered a cock fight
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