School

School is insainty itself. They teach us to be smart and then we get out into the world and you have to be dumb to get along with the other people in the world. Then they tell you the smarter you are the better of a job you will have but there is always someone smarter than you and you never really get what you want. It's the most insainty I have heard so far. That they want you to be smart but the majority of the people of the world can't figure out what you are saying if you use words with more than three parts to them. Then you have the people like me that make up their own language and the rest of the people around me have to try and keep up.

Here is more insainty for you. In the United States hurricane Ike just hit the gulf. The news told them that if they didn't leave to write thier social secruity number on your arm so that if you die they know who you are and the people stil didn't leave. That right there is mas sucicde and insanity.

More quotes that GOOGLE says are supposed to be funny and crazy some are some arent lol

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong,is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Douglas Adams

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order. Brian PickrellThere is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. Frank Zappa

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. Phyllis Diller
A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. Samuel Butler
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. Carl Sagan
People used to explore the dimensions of reality by taking LSD to make the world look weird. Now the world is weird and they take Prozac to make it look normal.Bangstrom
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Redd Foxx
Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. Gordon R. Dickson
One of the lessons of history is that Nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. Will Durant
Telling the truth to people who misunderstand you is generally promoting a falsehood, isn't it? Anonymous
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...and that is a good thing for any man. Socrates

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden. Eric Morecambe
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." Rita Mae Brown
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. Carl Gustav Jung
I never set out to be weird. It was always the other people who called me weird.Frank Zappa
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. Ogden Nash
Science may be described as the art of systematic over-simplification. Sir Karl Raymund Popper
Isn't it strange? The same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously. Cincinnati Enquirer


There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. No use being a damned fool about it.
W. C. Fields


Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do. Dale Carnegie
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. Will Rogers
In the begining there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it.Dave Thomas
God gave us a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time. Robin Williams
Ageing isn't that bad if you consider the alternatives. Maurice Chevalier

The difference between genius and insanity is that genius has its limits.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.
Albert Einstein

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. George Carlen
I can give you a definite perhaps.
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
Samuel Goldwyn
Is it progress if a cannibal uses knife and fork? Stanislaw Lec
Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all other philosophers are jackasses. He usually proves it, and I should add that he also usually proves that he is one himself.
Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?
Henry Louis (H. L.) Mencken
There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist.Ayn Rand
A human being. . . An ingenious assembly of portable plumbing. Christopher Morley
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. Spike Milligan
Are you trying to tell all of us we have a bad signal-to-noise ratio? Heinlein
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry
If you believe everything you read, better not read. Japanese proverb
Man can always be relied upon to exert, with vigour, his ... right to be stupidDean Koontz
Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak.Epictetus
My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him, 'If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion.' He said, 'Alright.... you're ugly too!' Rodney Dangerfield
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. William James
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Buy land. They've stopped making it.
In the first place God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
Noise proves nothing - often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid.
Mark Twain

Ello peoples

Nothing freaking happened today which sucks majorly. I mean come on I am in a school with about 800 people and nothing insane happens. I know what I will put on this one. I will get random quotes that make no sense off of a website I like.lol They are going to be posted bellow.

I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity
I've been involved in something which was chaotic and insane. All I can say now is that I am, and intend to stay, a single man LOL I like this one its funny.

Americans are now certifiably insane. They are crazy... They have lost their own ability to discern right from wrong. [Say what you think then!]

Boston's freeway system is insane. It was clearly designed by a person who had spent his childhood crashing toy trains.

Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy

those are from http://www.saidwhat.co.uk/keywordquotes/insane

His comment when committed to an insane asylum.
They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me.
Nathaniel Lee 17th century playwright

I thought that one was funny.

all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.”
Oscar Wilde


“There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.”
Oscar Levant


“To the sober person adventurous conduct often seems insanity.”
Aristotle


“Drunkenness is simply voluntary insanity”
Seneca


“Insanity is knowing that what you're doing is completely idiotic, but still, somehow, you just can't stop it.”
Elizabeth Wurtzel


“The world we see that seems so insane is the result of a belief system that is not working. To perceive the world differently, we must be willing to change our belief system, let the past slip away, expand our sense of now, and dissolve the fear in our minds.”
William James


“If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.”
Jimmy Buffet

When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy. More funny Dave Barry quotes
***The statistics on sanity are that one out of every 4 Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. More funny Rita Mae Brown quotes
***You want to hear about insanity? I was found running naked through the jungles in Mexico. At the Mexico City airport, I decided I was in the middle of a movie and walked out on the wing on takeoff. My body . . . my liver . . . okay, my brain . . . went. More funny Dennis Hopper quotes

HI everyone

Hello Everyone this is my first post and I would like to say I love this. This is Jenny's Insanity. So here basically you can talk to me about insane subjects, silly things, crazy things and things of that nature. I will also tell you about the crazy things my friends and I do or say. All will be in their code names for their own safety. Enjoy.