Here are some insane houses I found

Ok help me out here WTF is with this house I thought I was tripping on my energy drink.

I thought it looked cool. Like seriously it looks like some one went threw a junk drawer of someones home and made their house out of it.

A whole lot of Crazy Patents

Marine Mammal Communication Device This Walt Disney patent contains detailed source code (about 17 pages worth) of what basically anounts to a dolphin size keyboard that translates keystrokes into sounds for both humans and other dolphins and perhaps "whales and porpoises" as well. They hope that once trained that a human will be able to simply speak to the Dolphins as well.

Method of stopping a stolen car without a high-speed chase, utilizing a bar code The title alone earns the patent a place on this page. Part of the invention also requires that the rear wheel covers have bullets or knives installed in them, however the inventor also offers a method to disable the engine by remote control.

Electrified table cloth (I am sure this one is painful to use too)

Method of swinging on a swing wow like people haven't already thought of that

Tricycle Lawnmower now please tell me why in the world that was even thought of

Non-lethal cock fighting system that is not posible a chicken has to die for it to be considered a cock fight

A whole lot of crazy questions and thoughts

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? What is Satan's last name? Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes? If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony? Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"? If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity? If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin? If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"? Do they bury people with their braces on? How far east can you go before you're heading west? How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion? Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves? If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling? If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states. Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball? If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP? Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron? If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress? Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it. If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin? If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food? If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired? What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup? If a transvesite goes missing, would youu put their face on a carton of Half and Half? Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him? When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?Are eyebrows considered facial hair?If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"? Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?Can you daydream at night?Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it? Can crop circles be square?If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor? Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?Can animals commit suicide? What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?When two people marry, they say, "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two MEN get married?Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person? If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated? How fast do hotcakes sell?Do prison buses have emergency exits?Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space?Can a black person join the kkk?When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?When there's two men who "get married", do they both go to the same bachelor party?If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?Why is it that before 9/11 they always showed the emergency broadcast system test, and on 9/11 they never used it?If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes?Who was Sadie Hawkins?If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?What is the stage of a reptile when it has eggs in it but they haven't been laid. Are they pregnant?If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?Do you yawn in your sleep?Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?If a cannible was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electricuted for his last meal?Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?If you died with braces on would they take them off?If someone has their nose pierced, have a cold, and take thier nose ring out. Does snot come out of the piercing hole?How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings.Do you wake up or open your eyes first?Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?How do you handcuff a one-armed man?If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?Why can't donuts be square? Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean?What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object?If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?Why do overalls have bel loops, since they are held up at the top by the straps?Do people in prison celebrate halloween.... if so how? Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they're English?What do Greeks say when they don't understand something? What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of siamese twins? Who gets to be king?Do all-boys schools have girls bathrooms? Conversely, do all-girls schools have boys bathrooms? Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?How come cats butts go up when you pet them?What would happen to the sea's water level if every boat in the World was taken out of the water at the same time?How come you never see a billboard being put up by the highway? Do the English people eat English muffins, or are they just called muffins? How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the smell is gone?Why are dogs noses always wet? If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives?Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but not in any other situation? Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles?Why does a round pizza come in a square box?At what point in man's evolution did he start wiping his ass?Do bald people get Dandruff?Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?Can you cry under water? Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?If you blew a bubble in space would it pop?Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?How come all of the planets are spherical?How did the first women ever to shave their legs know that the skin wouldn't just peel right off?when a pregnant lady has twins, is there 1 or 2 umbilical cords?Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with?Why do they put holes in crackers?Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?What do people in China call their good plates?How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown? Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day?If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?If an escalotor breaks down, does it become stairs?Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?Why do they say a football team is the 'world champion' when they don't play anybody outside the US? Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?What are the handles for corn on the cob called?Why do British people never sound British when they sing?Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?Do your eyes change color when you die?Were Mary and Joseph's surname Christ before Jesus was born?If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?If K.F.C Stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken, Why do they play sweet home Alabama on the comercials?If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?What type of animal is Snuffaluffagus?If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn't it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?Does a 'Marks-A-Lot' marker, mark any more than a regular marker?If you really could dig a hole to China, and you did, and you fell in, would you stop in the middle because of gravity?If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?On Gilligan's Island, how did Ginger have so many different outfits when they were only going on a 3 hour tour? If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?What do you call male ballerinas? How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt? Why people are so scared of mice,which are much smaller than us, when no one seems to be scared of Micky Mouse, who is bigger than us?Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?Why are plastic bears the only animal you can get honey from? Why can't you get honey from a plastic bee? Can bald men get lice?When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?If you undergo chemotherapy do you lose your pubic hairs?Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?Does the postman deliver his own mail?Why does toilet bowl cleaner only come in the color blue?What happens when you put hand sanitizer on a place other then your hand?Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?Can you "stare off into space" when you're in space?Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?Is "vice-versa" to a dyslexic just plain redundant?How come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall. but it's illegal to keep one as a pet?Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from? Is it appropriate to say "good mourning" at a funeral?If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?Was Jesus a virgin when he died?Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?Who coined the phrase, 'coined the phrase?'If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 2000 pounds more?If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do they call steam rollers, steam rollers? They don't produce, get rid of, or have anythong to do with steam What is another word for "thesaurus"?

I found the Definition of Crazy lol

crazy –adjective

1.
mentally deranged; demented; insane.
2.
senseless; impractical; totally unsound: a crazy scheme.
3.
Informal. intensely enthusiastic; passionately excited: crazy about baseball.
4.
Informal. very enamored or infatuated (usually fol. by about): He was crazy about her.
5.
Informal. intensely anxious or eager; impatient: I'm crazy to try those new skis.
6.
Informal. unusual; bizarre; singular: She always wears a crazy hat.
7.
Slang. wonderful; excellent; perfect: That's crazy, man, crazy.
8.
likely to break or fall to pieces.
9.
weak, infirm, or sickly.
10.
having an unusual, unexpected, or random quality, behavior, result, pattern, etc.: a crazy reel that spins in either direction.

–noun

11.
Slang. an unpredictable, nonconforming person; oddball: a house full of crazies who wear weird clothes and come in at all hours.
12.
the crazies, Slang. a sense of extreme unease, nervousness, or panic; extreme jitters: The crew was starting to get the crazies from being cooped up belowdecks for so long. —Idiom
13.
like crazy,
a.
Slang. with great enthusiasm or energy; to an extreme: We shopped like crazy and bought all our Christmas gifts in one afternoon.
b.
with great speed or recklessness: He drives like crazy once he's out on the highway.

More insanity

OK here is a list of Insanity tests that I took and highly reconmend.

http://www.savageresearch.com/humor/insanityTest.html (warning that one is loud use head phones lol)

http://www.penddraig.co.uk/pen/tests/sanity.htm (warning if you don't have alot of free time don't take that one)

http://www.nerdtests.com/mq/take.php?id=3230( this one is shorter than the last one and sligthly funny.)

http://quizfarm.com/quizzes/new/FreeDancer/insanity-test/# ( this one is kinda long too)

My personal Favorite is the first one.

School

School is insainty itself. They teach us to be smart and then we get out into the world and you have to be dumb to get along with the other people in the world. Then they tell you the smarter you are the better of a job you will have but there is always someone smarter than you and you never really get what you want. It's the most insainty I have heard so far. That they want you to be smart but the majority of the people of the world can't figure out what you are saying if you use words with more than three parts to them. Then you have the people like me that make up their own language and the rest of the people around me have to try and keep up.

Here is more insainty for you. In the United States hurricane Ike just hit the gulf. The news told them that if they didn't leave to write thier social secruity number on your arm so that if you die they know who you are and the people stil didn't leave. That right there is mas sucicde and insanity.

More quotes that GOOGLE says are supposed to be funny and crazy some are some arent lol

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong,is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Douglas Adams

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order. Brian PickrellThere is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. Frank Zappa

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. Phyllis Diller
A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. Samuel Butler
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. Carl Sagan
People used to explore the dimensions of reality by taking LSD to make the world look weird. Now the world is weird and they take Prozac to make it look normal.Bangstrom
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Redd Foxx
Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. Gordon R. Dickson
One of the lessons of history is that Nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. Will Durant
Telling the truth to people who misunderstand you is generally promoting a falsehood, isn't it? Anonymous
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...and that is a good thing for any man. Socrates

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden. Eric Morecambe
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." Rita Mae Brown
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. Carl Gustav Jung
I never set out to be weird. It was always the other people who called me weird.Frank Zappa
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. Ogden Nash
Science may be described as the art of systematic over-simplification. Sir Karl Raymund Popper
Isn't it strange? The same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously. Cincinnati Enquirer


There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. No use being a damned fool about it.
W. C. Fields


Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do. Dale Carnegie
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. Will Rogers
In the begining there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it.Dave Thomas
God gave us a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time. Robin Williams
Ageing isn't that bad if you consider the alternatives. Maurice Chevalier

The difference between genius and insanity is that genius has its limits.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.
Albert Einstein

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. George Carlen
I can give you a definite perhaps.
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
Samuel Goldwyn
Is it progress if a cannibal uses knife and fork? Stanislaw Lec
Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all other philosophers are jackasses. He usually proves it, and I should add that he also usually proves that he is one himself.
Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?
Henry Louis (H. L.) Mencken
There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist.Ayn Rand
A human being. . . An ingenious assembly of portable plumbing. Christopher Morley
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. Spike Milligan
Are you trying to tell all of us we have a bad signal-to-noise ratio? Heinlein
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry
If you believe everything you read, better not read. Japanese proverb
Man can always be relied upon to exert, with vigour, his ... right to be stupidDean Koontz
Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak.Epictetus
My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him, 'If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion.' He said, 'Alright.... you're ugly too!' Rodney Dangerfield
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. William James
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Buy land. They've stopped making it.
In the first place God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
Noise proves nothing - often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid.
Mark Twain